das Kauderwelsch- gibberish
ex. Sprich langsamer bitte, du sprichst Kauderwelsch!- Speak slower, please, you’re speaking gibberish!
Pronunciation can be found here
why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
(Source: chrisevanshasmyheart)
Red Velvet Nutella Cinnamon Rolls Tutorial
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Oh sweet Jesus.
wow fox news isn’t even about foxes
cnn is
YOU WANNA GO??? YOU WANNA GO??? WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO??? I HAVE A GPS IN MY CAR
(Source: martinvanbadass)